I finally realized the possibilities for entertainment on twitter (lisa_june, btw). Namely, laughing at personalities and the 140-character synapses that flit through their brains. Case is point, this guy just started following me. Words fail. Not only is he from Westchester; he’s from Westchester, OHIO. And he quotes himself. And he uses the words power and nugget as if placed next to each other they meld to create a meaning new and significant. I think he might be a cyborg.