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Wyatt: …unfortunately i’m not really messaging you just to swap pleasantries…i’m kinda hoping you may have had some sort of training with ‘date rape’ drugs.
i was at a party la cople nights ago and yesterday a couple of the girls there (both of whom are probably less than 115 lbs) said they were feeling really out of it, but not drunk. they had become ‘very, very loopy’ and blacked out. neither of them had had that much to drink, one was only even there for 45 minutes max. they could both speak fine but not remember what they were talking about a couple minutes later. some information was given to them by friends.

both the girls were with a room with another girl and two guys with the door closed for probably about half an hour. my room mate knows the guys and says they’re cool, but…i dunno. it seems kinda sketch. do you think it could just be alcohol or does it seem like something else?

also the girl who was only there for 45 minutes had a little pasta for lunch and some chicken nuggets for dinner.

If you know anything it would be super helpful! thanks a ton!!!

Me:  What do I know about date rape drugs? Not a ton. But I do know a fair amount about responsible drinking.  you know, the kind the budweiser ads talk about.  and I wonder how much they had to drink (or if they smoked pot/did other drugs), and if they remember what happened in the room. Is that when they blacked out?

It sounds like they could have had more to eat (and if in fact they only weigh 115 pounds they probably aren’t eating enough anyways) but with one or two drinks they should have been fine. I offer you two solutions, go to the school nurse and have her run a toxicology or choose not to dig into what could be a moderately traumatic realization.

(my roomates advice: stop being a pussy, there’s no such thing as date rape drugs, go make friends with those two dudes the girls were in the room with so you can get some pussy. They’re just slutty anorexic girls who want your dick.)

I note, my roommate is full of shit and definitely should not be listened to.

In any case, how the hell are you? College?

Send these girls my best and let me know what happens! Feel free to direct any further narcotics related inquiries my way.

Best,
lisa

Wyatt:  whoa sorry. yeah it looks like it was nothing, they were both just really drunk and one ended up going to the hospital for alcohol poisoning. i’m sure they would have run tests for stuff right? but they were just taking shots and i figure the odds of shots being messed with are pretty low. so…yes.

someone apparently urinated on my neighbor’s mint plant, though. and he puts it in his tea. whoops…

and i would also strongly recommend against drinking ‘most of a gallon of wine.’ i’m told it does bad things, but really i have no idea :/.

Hahahahahahahaha.

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